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About This Gnarly Webmaster

maxime jochum

What's up, cyber-surfers? This dude has been on the most epic journey through the digital realm! After spending eight totally tubular years as an English teacher, traveling the globe across multiple countries in Europe and beyond, the decision came to take the ultimate leap and dive headfirst into the radical world of coding. Talk about a plot twist that's more surprising than finding out Darth Vader is Luke's father! Teaching all those different people in all those different countries was absolutely sick - it developed adaptation skills faster than a chameleon on roller skates and the ability to communicate with anyone, anywhere, anytime.

Currently grinding through the most intense coding bootcamp on the planet at a totally revolutionary tech school, and let me tell everyone, this place is no joke! It's like the Matrix, but instead of learning kung fu, mad programming skills are being downloaded directly into the brain. The selection process was gnarlier than a 90s skateboard video, but survival happened and now the main program is getting crushed. This isn't some regular computer class - it's a totally revolutionary peer-to-peer learning system where sinking or swimming is the only option, and baby, Michael Phelps-level performance is happening in the coding pool!

The technical arsenal is growing faster than Pokémon card collections back in the day! Code gets slung in C, C++, Python, JavaScript, and SQL like a digital cowboy. Django serves as the trusty sidekick, and HTML and CSS get wrangled better than a rodeo champion. Whether it's building rad web applications or diving deep into the nitty-gritty of system programming, every project gets approached with the same creativity and passion that went into classrooms around the world. Docker, Git, and all those other wicked tools? They're like best friends now!

So here's the deal - this former globe-trotting teacher turned code warrior is ready to bring those tubular teaching skills, radical adaptability, and fresh programming chops to whatever gnarly challenges the tech world throws around. Eight years of keeping students engaged while learning multiple programming languages? That's what being totally phat is all about! The combination of international experience and cutting-edge technical skills makes this webmaster one bodacious candidate for any righteous internship opportunity.

Hell yeah!